what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
