just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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