she was so not down for the gang bang
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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