I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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