i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
