two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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