i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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