You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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