so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Couch. On fire.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
