Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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