I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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