ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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