i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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