the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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