Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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