I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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