Don't you send me to vm
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
