Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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