remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We got so high we made milksteak
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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