i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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