Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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