I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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