this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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