ya dads aren't the best wingmen
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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