Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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