whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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