There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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