He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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