Cold hands, warm shart.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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