So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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