god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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