I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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