it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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