Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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