You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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