WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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