yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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