just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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