She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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