Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize