brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Will you blow on my dice?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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