Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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