I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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