So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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