seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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