I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask