haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..