He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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