dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I understand Curling. That high.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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