Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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