Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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