HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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