I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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