I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
God I need to hump something, right now.
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