Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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