i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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