Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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